The cat swipes at the rabbit, so the rabbit gets his own back in a ermmm unique fashion
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Sexy asian girl gets full body massage.
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Funny jokes
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An American was visiting in Australia. "Don't you think that tower is beautiful?" asked his Australian guide. " Well, now," said the American, "we've got towers as big as that or bigger at home." " What about this road?" asked the Aussie. "Have you ever seen any like it before?" " Why sure," said the visitor. "We've got lots of roads longer and wider than that." They continued walking until they came to a field. Suddenly they saw a kangaroo hop by. "Well, said the American, "one thing I'll have to admit. Your grasshoppers are a little larger than ours at home."
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Joe Smith started another day early, having set his alarm clock (made in Japan) for 6:00am While his coffee pot (made in Japan), is perking, he puts his hair dryer (made in Taiwan), to work and shaves with his electric razor (made in Hong Kong). He puts on a dress shirt (made in Singapore), and a pair of tennis shoes (made in Korea).After cooking up some breakfast in his new electric skillet (made in the Philippines), he sits down to figure out on his calculator (made in Mexico) how muck he can spend today. After setting his watch (made in Japan), to the radio (made in Hong Kong), he goes out, gets in his car (made in Japan), and goes looking, ad he has been for months, for a goood paying American job.At the end of another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decides to relax for awhile. He puts on a pair of sandles (made in Brazil), pours himself a glass of wine (made in France), and turns on his TV (made in Japan) and once agian ponders why he can't find a good paying American job.
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Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.
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It has come to the attention of researchers that a previously unanticipated reaction results when Viagra is taken along with Ex-Lax. Both products tend to act together and magnify the effects of the other. The end result is that you end up both coming and going at the same time.
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A tourist approached a prostitute in the back streets of Soho in London" How much?" he asked" It'll cost ya twenty quid" replied the tart" American Express?" he inquired" You can go as fast as you like" she said.
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